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Hustlers Film Review

Hustlers Film Review

Words Sarah Kidd

“The addition of a couple of the latest queens of the music scene in the form of Cardi B and Lizzo, adding a much-needed sprinkle of relevant spice”

Based on a true story, or more specifically a 2015 article in New York magazine entitled ‘The Hustlers Score’, Lorene Scafaria soon has the audience cheering for the exotic dancer sisterhood with her stylish cinematic offering of Hustlers.

Starring Crazy Rich Asians’ Constance Wu (Destiny) and the incomparable Jennifer Lopez (Ramona) as the main protagonists, Hustlers manages to pull off being a fairly entertaining watch while exploring not only the camaraderie between women – especially the relationship between Ramona and Destiny who are also mothers to daughters of their own – but how the financial crisis of 2008 hit those just trying to make a living in the industries least thought about, the hardest.

Faced with a battle for survival, the girls of the Moves strip club soon find a way to keep the money rolling in, even if that means crossing a serious line. A cinematic crime drama, comparisons to films such as Goodfellas have been unavoidable, however unlike the Scorsese classic, Hustlers suffers a little under the burden of overly repetitive scenes and at times one-dimensional characters; the addition of a couple of the latest queens of the music scene in the form of Cardi B and Lizzo, adding a much-needed sprinkle of relevant spice.

Despite much of the film being set within the club, the combined direction and cinematography of Scafaria and Todd Banhazi prevents it from ever tumbling into the territory of tasteless voyeurism and in fact nods to not only the athleticism, but tireless work ethic required for the job role. And while money may be the root of all evil no matter which side of the fence you sit on, greed the undoing of both the victims and the perpetrators in this New York tale, Scafaria again is careful when walking that fine line; the story moving from glamorization and justification of the felonies, to watching as plans slowly unravel. Deception bringing about the ultimate downfall, consequence the only thing waiting at the bottom of the cliff.

With some excellent acting in the supporting roles from both Lili Reinhart and Keke Palmer not to mention the legendary but sadly underutilised Mercedes Ruehl, Hustlers is sure to be a hit, if not just for watching Jennifer Lopez steal every damn scene she appears in. From the moment she slides down a glittering pole under a literal shower of money to a decidedly Breaking Bad moment of cooking drugs in the kitchen of her penthouse apartment, each moment of celluloid is effortlessly owned and then tucked away inside her Louis Vuitton handbag.

Hustlers is a film that features one stunning and diverse group of lionesses, and none roars louder than J.Lo herself. Hustlers releases in New Zealand in theatres on October 10.

Joker Film Review

Joker Film Review

Words Jon Clist

Based on some of the online discussion that came out for Joker, this is certainly one of the most anticipated films for 2019. There has been so much talk already about Joaquin Phoenix and his complete inhabitation of the role of Arthur Fleck. So, it was always going to be hard to not have high expectations going into this film. The praise for Phoenix is not an overestimation by any stretch. He is so unbelievably brilliant in his portrayal of this broken character and for over two hours you cannot take your eyes off him.

There have been many actors to bring something rather fresh and unique to the role of Joker and hence most DC fans have a favourite already in mind. Thanks to his Oscar winning performance Heath Ledger has certainly found his way to the top pf that list in the eyes of many cinema goers. That spot could very well be in jeopardy thanks to this rather unique approach to the story of Arthur Fleck. Phoenix, in his usual style, has completely owned the character from start to finish. This an origin story and hence we get to see a wonderful transition from the man to villain. While this is Joaquin Phoenix’s first role in a comic book film, it is easy to see why he waited until a project like this came along. (Rumour has it that he previously turned down the title role in “Doctor Strange”, as well as the chance to replace Edward Norton as the Hulk in “The Avengers”, because he was unwilling to sign on to the multi-picture deal that Marvel Studios was requiring)

As always, his attention to detail is what makes this such a stunning performance. Phoenix lost a lot of weight for his role as the Joker. In fact he lost a reported 53 pounds for the role. This impacted his health so much that filming a lot of the scenes could only be done once, with no opportunity for reshoots. The incredibly skinny and gaunt portrayal that Phoenix brings to this role is scary and yet very engaging. He is a bad guy and yet there are moments that you find yourself feeling sorry for him and even hoping he might find some level of goodness amongst the crap hand that he has been dealt. This fits well within this story, for there is no good guy and there is no hope, just a large quantity of darkness, pain and suffering. This goes against the typical Hollywood big budget cinematic outing that revolves around the eternal battle of good versus evil. This is a film that gives no hope nor love and hence no warm fuzzy at any stage and especially at the end.

In a recent interview with SFX magazine, Phoenix acknowledged that while the violence in “Joker” is “a little more visceral and raw” than films such as the Avengers series, he “didn’t have any hesitation about it. You always want it to feel real, and you want the little violence that we have to have an impact,” he said. “What happens in a lot of movies is that you get numb to it, you’re killing 40,000 people, you don’t feel it. While being a fictional story in a fictional world, you always want it to feel real. Everything that happens in this movie as far as violence goes, you feel it.”

The rest of the cast do their jobs although for the most part you don’t even notice they are there (With the exception of Robert De Niro, who is great as the over-the-top Johnny Carson styled late night talk show host. It is beautifully filmed and staged and yet you won’t notice as all eyes are on Phoenix at all times.

Rambo: Last Blood Film Review

Rambo: Last Blood Film Review

Words Mike Beck

John Rambo is back, & this time it’s a hell of a ‘sly’ move.

To understand the darkness, you have to have come from the darkness. That’s John Rambo – a war vet/hero, a vigilante, an outsider; the consummate man alone. In Last Blood, we find Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) as somewhat a broken man. Retreating from much of his former life, & in semi-retirement, Rambo is volunteering for the force as a Mountie, & surprising achieving some grounding with family. John even has an underground mancave.

Suffering from a heavy hangover from his past conflicts & battlefield endeavours, the Rambo of Last Blood is somewhat a metaphor for the resulting affects of war. “It’s hard to get that out of my mind”, Rambo responds when reminded he’s not in Nam anymore. & much like Rambo’s chronic PTSD, there’s enough violence & dysfunctional behaviour in Last Blood to induce a nightmare or ten.

From a low success recue rate, to the abduction of his niece to a sex trafficking cartel, you get the recurrent theme that no matter what Rambo does, he can’t escape from the dark. Last Blood has plenty of bad stuff, it happens quick, & when the baddies get badass, Rambo is left to his default devices & the body count starts to pile up.

Although Stallone keeps his shirt on for this outing, the lack of skin factor is made up for by a high dose of action, guns, pyrotechnics, & kills of an ultra-violent level. *A trigger warning here for the sensitive; the carnage is gruesome, gory & seemingly OTT, particularly during the third act of Last Blood. & those are the high points, as Last Blood’s storyline largely stays on top of an emotional surface, & is void of any meaty character development.

Last Blood is the fifth film of the Rambo franchise, & judging by the title (with 1982’s First Blood being the opener of the series) & the age of Stallone (73), it’s almost certain to be the final instalment. Very much a legacy film, The Rambo in Last Blood is still a character that believes in justice, & fights for it by taking the law into his own hands. But with the passage of time & the changes that come with it, Rambo’s methodology is now sadly out of date.

Fans of 80’s action hero flicks (Schwarzenegger’s ventures et al) will find solace in the nostalgia of the collective caricatures & lightweight storytelling of Last Blood, & maybe there’s a concerted effort to script it as such. However the human-less portrayal of its core cast players & the often meaningless/overuse of explicit violence, make Last Blood only one to see if you need a night off from thinking.

Interview With Ash Grunwald On Finding His Mojo (again)

Interview With Ash Grunwald On Finding His Mojo (again)

Words Wal Reid

“I played Kaikoura Roots in another era of my career. I was doing solo, but blending a lot of beats and using Ablelton live, djing with my feet into my tracks, and oh my god, it was like “These people get it”

Aussie Blues maestro, Ash Grunwald will play four headline shows across the North Island this November in support of his new album ‘Mojo’ – out last month.

“It’s not trying to blend any genres like in the past”, he says. “Or, cross Blues with this, or cross Blues with that. I wanted to make a Blues album and that’s what I did, and then, I fell out of contact for a couple of years and I thought I had lost the album”. ( It was lost through contact with Grammy Award Winning producer Brian Brinkerhoff, who was a fan of his music)

With unique storytelling through song and unleashing an avalanche of rhythmic fury on guitar, Ash will bring his brand-new show to life for Kiwi’s this Summer.

Fans can expect to hear brand new tunes from the upcoming album Mojo, including the latest single ‘Whispering Voice’ (feat. Kasey Chambers) as well as old stomping Ash G favourites ‘Walking’ and ‘Money’, he readily admits to having a soft spot for our country.

“I wish I came to New Zealand more often actually”, he confides. “I played Kaikoura Roots in another era of my career. I was doing solo but blending a lot of beats and using Ablelton live and djing with my feet into my tracks, and oh my god, it was like “These people get it”, I love this I’ll be back, I love this country”, and I didn’t come back for ages after that.

“Australia doesn’t get what I’m trying to do but these guys do! They love Beats, they love Dub, they love Hendrix, this is my country, I’m coming back”. You get excited sometimes and then you never come back for ages”. (laughter)
Recorded in the US and Australia, Mojo is Ash’s first new studio album in four years and it has been a real ‘labour of love’.

check out his latest video ‘Ain’t My Problem feat. The Teskey Brothers’

“I got a new manager, we tracked down the album and we managed to bring it back to Australia”, he retells. “I was able to add some really great special guests like the Teskey brothers, Mahalia Barnes and Joe Bonamassa, the Blues guitarist from the States. I just feel lucky the way it worked out actually, which just goes to show you, you can’t see the reason why certain things happen sometimes, which puts you on a really weird path.

“Australia doesn’t get what I’m trying to do, but these guys do! They love Beats, they love Dub, they love Hendrix. This is my country, I’m coming back”

“For me, I almost ended up having a little hiatus really, we ended up moving to Bali. I was still playing gigs, but I tried to condense them. If I could do two gigs on the weekend in Australia and fly back to Bali, have two weeks at home then fly back, I was doing this whole routine, it wasn’t as career focused as the rest of life had been, but I think I needed that. In hindsight I think was a bit of ‘career downtime’.

Joining Ash on all dates, will be Kiwi blues and roots duo Swamp Thing. Made up of multi-instrumentalist Michael Barker and guitar virtuoso Brett Adams, Swamp Thing play every show as if it was their last. With a resume including stints with Split Enz, The Mockers, John Butler Trio and Tami Neilson between them, these guys certainly have a wealth of musical experience.

“When I think of New Zealand, I think of coming over and playing in different eras of my career. So like, coming over to play Womad, I had Vika & Linda, and I did my four piece band thing and that was a really weird set up, like I was solo. But that was a cool era, that was fun. Then I came back and did solo gigs, and then, another time, I came back and played in a duo with Michael Barker for one night only, which was insanely good. I mean that was a real highlight for me. And he is going to be joining me, because Swamp Thing are going to be playing the shows. I mean they’re supporting, but it will be more like a double bill. I went to his place in Rotorua, we did two rehearsals there and it was awesome”.

With Ash’s signature soul drenched vocals having the power to move mountains and create positive change, these shows are set to be a fitting start to the Kiwi summer. Fans are encouraged to only purchase tickets from official ticketing outlets as listed below.

ASH GRUNWALD
MOJO TOUR
NEW ZEALAND
NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2019

With special guest Swamp Thing


Thursday 28 November
Anthology Lounge | Auckland
ticketmaster.co.nz | 0800 111 999

Friday 29 November
Yot Club | Raglan
ticketmaster.co.nz | 0800 111 999

Saturday 30 November
Totara Street | Mount Maunganui
ticketmaster.co.nz | 0800 111 999

Sunday 1 December
Leigh Sawmill | Leigh
ticketmaster.co.nz | 0800 111 999

I Didn’t Invite You Here To Lecture Me Theatre Review

I Didn’t Invite You Here To Lecture Me Theatre Review

Words Sarah Kidd Photos Wal Reid

Take a script, a script that is made up of quotes that have been meticulously noted down verbatim from numerous Auckland University lectures over a period of seven years. Now place that script into the hands of one very talented actress and watch the magic unfurl before your eyes.

I Didn’t Invite You Here to Lecture Me written by Amy Mansfield, is one beautifully stitched together piece of language. Deftly shifting between nouns and adjectives, music and religion, cultural exploration and the definitions of law and equity, it will both amuse and inspire. It may just also, trigger some of that anxiety brought about by maddening lectures where nothing made sense and the ever-impending doom of exam week…

“Intelligently written and brilliantly executed, nowhere else will you see Shakespeare sidle up against policy and education”

Directed by Nick Dunbar, the stage is set with a simple lectern, keyboard and screen upon which periodic powerpoint slides will guide the audience into moments of hilarity, this, before presenting subject matter that will make you seriously consider, just how language can be fashioned into a weapon. A weapon that all too often is used to abuse, dismiss and belittle those of opposing race, religion and sex, to the one who wields the language. Just why are there numerous terms to describe a woman of questionable moral values and yet only one to describe a man?

Next week the show will perform at The Melbourne Fringe Festival Sept 19th to the 22nd.

Featuring Mika Austin who performs as an astounding eight different lecturers, audiences will be enthralled by her ability to seamlessly interchange between them all aided by little more than two pairs of glasses. Employing the use of differing vocal styles for each character, Austin gives us not only a German and an Irish accent but a comedic monotone for one of the lecturers that will remind all of at least one particular teacher in their lives, the kind that could put a rock to sleep without even trying.

Austin also cleverly employs the use of posture to differentiate between her characters, her astounding memory and perfect synchronisation between voice, body and character throughout the entire sixty-minute play something that is an absolute joy to watch and a skillset not often seen. With some ‘low-pressure’ audience participation thrown into the mix, attendees will indeed feel like they are back in the lecture hall, Austin leading from the front.

“Attendees will indeed feel like they are back in the lecture hall, Austin leading from the front”

Intelligently written and brilliantly executed, nowhere else will you see Shakespeare sidle up against policy and education, similarly German, Law and Anglo-Irish literature battle it out over the topics of Sex, Music and Linguistics, while attempting to educate one and all over the most effective placement of the tongue.

Yes, I Didn’t Invite You Here to Lecture Me is overflowing with extra credits and is a lesson that you really cannot afford to miss.

Get your tickets now, to see what the fuss is all about. The show is playing next week at Melbourne Fringe Festival at the Universal Restaurant Carlton, Melbourne Sept 19th to Sept 22nd. Buy tickets here:

I Didn’t Invite You Here to Lecture Me
Stan Walker Gig Photos Wellington’s The Opera House

Stan Walker Gig Photos Wellington’s The Opera House

Photos Reef Reid/ Radar Photography

Stan Walker showcased some of NZ’s freshest talent on his Springboard Tour in Wellington this week.

Hitting a massive nine centres on his regional tour this September, Stan will take the stage to perform songs from his impressive catalogue plus his brand new pop smash single ‘Give’ (co-written by Matiu Walters of SIX60) for his beloved fans!
 
Over the course of his career Stan Walker has released five studio albums and appeared in five motion pictures post his TV debut in 2009 as winner of the seventh and last season of Australian Idol. No stranger to kiwi television viewers, Stan was also a much loved judge on the first two seasons of The X Factor NZ!
 
Returning to Stan’s first love of making music, New Zealand audiences can expect to hear some of his biggest hits including ‘Black Box’, ‘Unbroken’, ‘Take It Easy’, ‘Bulletproof’, latest single ‘Give’ and much, much more…
 
The ‘Springboard’ tour will also boast three of NZ’s most up-and-coming new artists – LepaniNiko Walters and Jordan Gavet.
 
Fijian born and Auckland based artist Lepani has just released his debut track ‘Pocket Full of Love’. Not only did Lepani write and record the track, he also produced, mixed and performed all the instruments himself! The track peaked at #5 on the Hot NZ Single Chart and with more music in the pipeline, Lepani will sure be one to watch!
 
Niko Walters has been quietly waiting in the wings for his moment to share his music with the world.  While he may be the brother of SIX60 front-man Matiu Walters, Niko pulls no punches in commanding the spotlight with his new tracks ‘Together’ and ‘Moving On’. With more music lined up for release, these two tracks give an early taste of the intoxicating talents fans will come to expect from Niko Walters.

Hailing from Avondale, West Auckland, R&B singer and songwriter Jordan Gavet spent her youth between Auckland and Sydney listening to the sounds of contemporary R&B artists while crafting her own unique style. Her voice is sublime and her songs filled with attitude. Stay tuned to hear Jordan’s debut single coming soon.
 
Joining Stan on stage will be his longstanding backing band The Levites. Consisting of the Nansen brothers, brothers – Jakes (keys), Ross (drums), Junior (bass) and Inoke Finau on guitar, they are widely regarded as New Zealand’s hottest session band. With buckets of soul and funk for days, The Levites will be sure to get you grooving this September.
IT: CHAPTER TWO Film Review

IT: CHAPTER TWO Film Review

Words Sarah Kidd

“New Zealander Jay Ryan as Ben Hanscom – while not being given an awful lot of room to flex his acting chops – turns in a solid performance”

With the worldwide success of IT back in 2017, and the conclusion of the story of The Losers Club vs Pennywise still left to tell, there was always going to be a sequel. With hype levels at an all time high, the question on everyone’s lips was – would the curse of the sequel strike again?
It’s a recognised phenomenon in the world of blockbuster movies, one that is right up there with reboots; fantastic films with excellent casts being let down by sequels that just don’t hit the mark. IT: Chapter Two falling into the trap of trying to be bigger and better than the first, when really director Andrés Muschietti should have been taking a leaf from the book of ‘less is more’.

Chapter One had all the makings of a great film, solid subject material (any fan of Stephen King able to agree that it was one of his better works) a menacing villain in the form of Bill Skarsgård as Pennywise and an outstanding cast of child actors who brought to the screen a chemistry that had not been seen since the eighties with films like The Goonies and Stand By Me or in more recent times J.J Abrams Super 8. It was a formula that worked.

New Zealander Jay Ryan as Ben Hanscom – while not being given an awful lot of room to flex his acting chops – turns in a solid performance

In Chapter Two viewers are returned to Derry and immediately thrown into the midst of a particularly brutal homophobic attack that is enough to make one recoil back in their seat, the opening scenes of which are the catalyst for the return of Pennywise himself. Mike Hanlon, the only member of The Losers Club not to have left Derry immediately setting about the daunting task of calling his fellow club members to remind them of not only that summer they had already long ago purged from their memory banks but the promise they all made to return to Derry and fight IT should he return as predicted in twenty-seven years.

So far so good; the film then spends a little time with each of the adult cast members as their current stories are told and the links to their childhood counterparts are established. Some of the actors such as James Ransone who plays the adult version of Eddie Kaspbrak and Bill Hader as Richie Tozier baring an uncanny resemblance to their younger versions, right down to their shared mannerisms which immediately draws the viewer in and makes them root for them all that much harder.

Following the subject material, The Losers Club return to Derry sans Stanley Uris who decides to take his own life rather than face the trauma again; the clubs first meeting together in a Chinese restaurant momentarily capturing the love and friendship seen in their childhood, the memories flooding back to them as they tell stories and consistently make fun of each other as they did years ago. Of course, this is a horror film, so IT soon makes his presence known, the scene with the fortune cookies a particularly unnerving one.

“Many of the experiences of what made the first film so good are re-hashed”

From here however Muschietti and Gary Dauberman who penned the screenplay, lose their way for a while. Granted trying to capture the finer nuances of Kings writing, especially this novel, was always going to be a herculean task, one particular cameo with an accompanying running joke in many ways poking fun at both the creator and the creation. The addition of sub-plots such as the return of the depraved Henry Bowers (Dauberman wisely choosing to do away with the kidnapping of Bill’s wife) giving the impression that it is only there to remind the audience that Dauberman did indeed read the book as it adds little to an already lengthy movie.

Following Mike’s instructions each member of The Losers Club, explores the town of Derry, reliving childhood memories and facing down IT in various forms in order to retrieve their respective ‘tokens’ that are required for a ceremony which according to Mike will destroy IT for good. While these scenes allow the audience to reacquaint themselves with the brilliant cast of the first movie, many of the encounters are overly long and laborious, the horror side of said encounters all starting to meld into one as each booming, oozing, graveyard toothed monster begins to look much like the next. Many of the experiences of what made the first film so good are re-hashed, Eddie for example once again being forced to look his germaphobia dead in the eye as it regurgitates all over his face; they become so frequent that they soon dissolve into cheap jump-scare territory that can be predicted down to the second.
Once the film wades through its own murky middle waters, it gets back on trajectory, The Losers Club facing down IT in an epic battle that holds the viewers attention, the hallmark card ending a little on the cliché side, but effectively getting the message across.

“Skarsgård once again delivers as Pennywise, the everlasting drop of drool lingering on his bottom lip and drifting lazy eye still making for enjoyable viewing of the nightmare kind”

While the cast works well, they never quite capture the magic that their youthful counterparts do, Jessica Chastain in particular failing to bring out that inner light that Sophia Lillis projected throughout, however she certainly gains a few marks during some of the messier horror scenes. James McAvoy playing Bill Denbrough as always displays his acting prowess, alongside him New Zealander Jay Ryan as Ben Hanscom – while not being given an awful lot of room to flex his acting chops – turns in a solid performance. But it is Hader and Ransone that own the film, the execution of their characters truly outstanding; the LGBT themes that hover in the background of Haders character needing just a touch more fleshing out to make them really connect.

Skarsgård once again delivers as Pennywise, the everlasting drop of drool lingering on his bottom lip and drifting lazy eye still making for enjoyable viewing of the nightmare kind, especially when he decides to get up close and personal with small children before devouring them. At times Pennywise is a little overshadowed by the films desire to show the audience what other creepy crawlies and rotting corpses it has tucked away in dark corners just waiting to pounce; the CGI for the most part rather impressive, those with a sharp eye sure to spot the couple of scenes where they just didn’t have the time to get it quite right but threw it on in there anyways.

Ultimately IT: Chapter Two will keep the general populace of horror fans happy with plenty of hideous creatures and cheap thrills to keep the eyes occupied; but it fails to reach that echelon where it burrows under the skin and lives on well into the daylight hours, plot holes and the questionable length of the movie leaving the more seasoned viewer frustrated. Chapter Three – not required.

Mr Red Light Theatre Review

Mr Red Light Theatre Review

Words Mike Beck photos Andi Crown

“With nods to Kiwi culture and its inquiry into our identity, live theatre goers should not miss this one”

Presented by Nightsong & Auckland Live, Mr Red Light is the latest theatrical production from writer Carl Bland (Te Po & 360), which he also co-directs with his frequent collaborator Ben Crowder. With its hybrid of slapstick comedy and humanistic drama, Mr Red Light is a play that delivers energetic live entertainment, while challenging its audience to look at the way we treat each other.

The premise of Mr Red Light centres around an unassuming pie shop, whose trio of staff & customers are taken hostage by a desperate gunman, himself having arrived from a botched bank robbery. By time a fragile hostage negotiator enters the scene, it’s clear that all the characters in this tale have back-stories that are unique unto themselves. Mr Red Light himself is plagued by misfortune, but he’s not the only one.

From the slow-motion unfolding of the opening sequence, Mr Red Light sets up time as one of the shows’ motifs. The concept of time itself, the duration of our existence, schedules, clock hands and countdowns are presented. There are other key themes explored in this work too; identity and the understanding of others.

When it comes to utilising the medium of theatre, Mr Red Light is a delight. Bland has run the gamut here; with focused lighting, sound effect outbursts, reference & continuity music, incorporating the audience as a character, breaking the fourth wall, rapid scene/time shifts, to name but a few.

Mr Red Light boasts a small but excellent cast, headed by an impressively all-round performance by Trygve Wakenshaw, as the titled character. His versatility & timing are infectious, & other cast members; Jennifer Ludlam, Richard Te Are, Jess Sayer & Simon Ferry all have to keep pace with him , as they too have multiple tasks to perform. Ferry in particular is kept busy in multiple roles, very much the utility team player.

Mr Red Light is an unpredictable ride, creatively using the context of a heist to explore all kinds of potentialities with the characters involved, plus the relationship between them. The gags are plentiful and intelligently scribed, providing laughs by the minute. Bland’s writing shines, ably played out by some outstanding physical & verbal musings from a diverse & talented cast. With nods to Kiwi culture and its inquiry into our identity, live theatre goers should not miss this one.

Mr Red Light plays at The Herald Theatre, Aotea Centre in Auckland till Sept 22nd. Some limited national performances thereafter.

The Blind Date Project Theatre Review

The Blind Date Project Theatre Review

words Wal Reid photos Andi Crown photography

“God help us if the stage version of Married At First Sight ever gets to see the light of day”

Hands up who hasn’t heard of Tinder? I mean, like myself, millions of people around the world have dabbled with the popular app with the notion of finding that perfect life partner, or casual romance, virtually, only a swipe away.

Silo’s 2014 sell-out hit returns for a new year and a new flavour. Five years on, serial dater Anna’s back on the market and looking for love in all the wrong places. Each night, she meets a new blind date, each one played by a different performer, each one a surprise to Anna.

Enter ex Shortland Street actress Natalie Medlock, who has the enviable (or not) task of taking us through the pains of meeting strangers in the hope of finding a connection, the show highlights a different side of theatre that is part ‘improv’ and karaoke, in the idyllic setting of the Locket bar

Tonight’s show had actress Olivia Tenet adding a ‘cute’ addition to the project. She was a natural, bubby and undeniably pregnant, which, for a Tinder date, is make “make or break” or a situation that would normally see the potential date running for the hills.

The Sophie Roberts directed show is unscripted and unrehearsed. Relying solely on impulse, a shot of tequila and their phones, Anna and her date are directed via live texts and calls as they put their hearts on the line and their nerves to the ultimate test. This did create a few ‘pregnant’ pauses but they handled those moments well.

Both actresses were fabulous in their roles. There was a genuine connection that made it believable. Coupled with Medlock’s rendition of her manic-anxious-boss-fucking character Anna, it wasn’t overplayed and this seemed quite a natural progression in the character, personified to the point, of being scary real.

Snarky S&M bartender Yvette Parsons was invaluable. She strutted the stage with a version of The Divinyls’s I Touch Myself, that would’ve made singer Chrissie Amphlett proud. Her script rich with sarcasm, a welcome comic relief, however, I found it hard to hear her lines on more than one occasion. This coupled with the noisy table behind me added to my listening woes, it would’ve helped if she had been aided with a mic of some sort.

I’ve always mused what it would be like to take an actual blind date to see the show. Maybe genuine relationships have been forged thanks to the Blind Date Project? It’s a tricky one this whole improvisation stage, but like the blurb says, it is after all exactly that, a ‘project’ nothing more, nothing less.

It would have been interesting to see how she would’ve got on with a male date. For one, he wouldn’t have been pregnant (funny that), and secondly, the date would’ve probably been shorter (presumptuous much?). Oh yes, that sordid world of online dating we all love to hate. God help us if the stage version of Married At First Sight ever gets to see the light of day. In the meantime, enjoy the mini karaoke version: The Blind Date Project, it’s a ‘fly on the wall’ experience that will make theatre goers cringe with dating déjà vu.

The Blind Date Project is on until September 21st at Q Theatre Loft.

Aretha Franklin Amazing Grace Film Review

Aretha Franklin Amazing Grace Film Review

Words Mike Beck

“That one time the Queen Of Soul became the Queen of Gospel”

Finally, Aretha arrives on the big screen! Amazing Grace the film has taken a whopping forty six years to get its official cinematic release (2018). Recorded and released in 1972, Amazing Grace became (and still is) the greatest selling Gospel recording of all-time. Not bad for a double-album, and also notable that Amazing Grace was Aretha’s biggest seller overall.

Franklin’s concept was to create music that was immersed in the spirit she grew up with. To achieve that, she chose to record Amazing Grace live in a church, with a band, choir, congregation, plus a limited number of family & guests. Performed at the New Temple Missionary Baptist Church in Watts, Los Angeles, the sessions were also filmed, with the intention of releasing a film swiftly too. So why did we have to wait so long for this?

There’s some interesting gender powerplay present in Amazing Grace. Franklin herself barely says a word, as Rev James Cleveland (musical director) & Aretha’s father Rev CL Franklin seemingly speak on her behalf.

God bless the clapper board, but sadly director Sydney Pollack didn’t use one when shooting Amazing Grace. That glitch combined with legal implications, meant that the film was kept in the can. Fast forward to the recent passing of Franklin, the revolution of digital technology (allowing the syncing of sound & picture), & the sorting of copyright complications, meant that Amazing Grace the film got it’s long-awaited birth.

“God bless the clapper board, but sadly director Sydney Pollack didn’t use one when shooting Amazing Grace”

Shot raw and up close, there’s sweat to be seen, and emotions to be felt. Aretha herself is in fantastic form, as her band, who never look like stealing her musical thunder. Keep an ear and an eye out for soul/funk/RnB heavyweights; Chuck Rainey (bass), Bernard Purdie (drums), & Cornell Dupree (guitar).

Amazing Grace presents an unpolished account of the recording sessions, showing rehearsal segments of the film crew prepping for the day/night shoot. Think somewhere in between the previous; Woodstock (1969) & The Last Waltz (1978) music docos. Not far off fifty years in age, Amazing Grace is a unique step back in time. Make an effort to go see it, as it will remind you that music, like Franklin, is itself timeless.

Amazing Grace in cinemas September 5th
The Kitchen Film Review

The Kitchen Film Review

Words Sarah Kidd

“Fans will be disappointed if expecting a movie that aligns faithfully with the original story”

There are two ways in which Andrea Berloff’s directorial debut The Kitchen can be observed; with an absolute pinch of salt, which leads to an average if rather forgettable viewing experience…or with a slightly more discernible palette, that will likely result in utter frustration. Status quo remains unchanged until the night all three husbands are arrested following a convenience store robbery gone wrong. Sent down for three years, suddenly the wives are left on their own, the mob’s promise to look after them amounting to nothing more than a few dollars that won’t even cover the rent.

The Kitchen is based very loosely on the DC Vertigo comic book series of the same name authored by Ollie Masters and Ming Doyle, and like so many unsuccessful film adaptations of such material, fans will be disappointed if expecting a movie that aligns faithfully with the original story, Berloff instead attempting to take the film in the direction of female empowerment but clumsily missing the mark.

The year is 1978 and Kathy (Melissa McCarthy), Ruby (Tiffany Haddish) and Claire (Elisabeth Moss) are the wives of Irish Mobsters; Kathy’s relationship with her husband and two children appears healthy, genuine love and care being openly displayed within their little family unit. Ruby on the other hand, as an African-American woman whose mother-in-law (exceptionally played by Margo Martindale) just happens to be the matriarch of the mob family, leads a more repressed life but over time has built an armour of resilience that serves her well. Claire’s existence however is the most miserable, her status on par with that of a human boxing bag.

“The fact that they are able to do this so swiftly with hardly a murmur from the mobsters leaving the audience with a touch of whiplash”

Que the premise of sisters doing it for themselves, Kathy soon convincing both Ruby and Claire that they can take over the business of protection and make some good money, the fact that they are able to do this so swiftly with hardly a murmur from the mobsters leaving the audience with a touch of whiplash. All of a sudden the film propels itself along grimy 70’s New York Streets, a killer soundtrack (one of the few highlights of the film, even if some of the song choices are a little contrived) nipping at the heels of the three protagonists as they magically transform into violent killers with outfits to match despite no time or effort being put into their character development to get them to this point.

Berloff, wearing both the hat of director and writer and having treated herself to a weekend binge of gangster movies, attempts to regurgitate the best bits onto the screen, elements of Goodfellas, Scarface, and of course Widows all making themselves felt through the violence, costumes and themes of the film itself. The resulting offering a concoction of far too many elements and twists trying to be rammed into a relatively – when compared to the aforementioned classics – short running time, the clunky edits often leaving viewers confused, and plotlines unfinished.

While it is always interesting and often rewarding to see comedic actors take on a more dramatic role, McCarthy and Haddish fail to ignite, McCarthy’s expressions often contradicting the scene she is in and leaving the audience wondering what instructions Berloff is giving her. Haddish, while absolutely owning the look, soon spirals into a conceited and power-hungry woman that quickly starts to grate. Moss however shines, the introduction of Domhnall Gleeson as Gabriel, a mob enforcer and war vet, as her love interest creating an on-screen chemistry that is both believable and enjoyable to watch, the duo proving that even when dealt a bad hand a good actor can salvage something worth saving.

Ultimately The Kitchen suffers from split personality and while the occasional decent scene offers glimmers of hope, eventually the film peters out leaving the viewer hungry for something with a little more bite.

We Will Rock You Theatre Review

We Will Rock You Theatre Review

Words Glenn Blomfield

The popular Ben Elton musical that has been rocking the stage with Queen’s music since 2002 in London hit Auckland at the Bruce Mason Theatre Takapuna. With a grand cast of Kiwi thespians rocking up a storm, the futuristic show is designed to be a Rock concert experience of the bands music. You are guaranteed to enjoy, clap, sing along, even dance in the aisles if the mood suits.

The show is fun, but if you were to strip away Queen’s bits, you are not left with much. It’s playful, using tie ins with Queen’s songs with the character names and story points, but it’s also on the camp side with cheeky laughs to be had. The stage is set in a Science Fiction future world where there is no Rock music, just a preppy society called Ga Ga ruled By Killer Queen.

Our Protanganist is hero Galileo Figaro, the dreamer with a mind filled with music. With no way to express his musical bent, he befriends a female interest Scaramosch, and falls into the underworld of the society of the Bohiemans. It’s all in the search of the ancient myth of Rock music, under the idol of Freddie Mercury. The Killer Queen and her minions are out to prohibit them from reaching their freedom through the soul that is music.

The stage show has moments of flashy production value, but feels tired and outdated. But what we are really here for is the Music, especially the singing. Singer Annie Crummer, as the Killer Queen is by far the stand out performer. When she sings and preforms she is a level above the rest, which possibly to the detriment to the rest of the cast, made them sound flat in comparison. It is an unenviable task to sing a Queen song and not be likened to the great Freddie Mecury. The lead singers gave it their best, belting out the songs with energetic fervour.

WE WILL ROCK YOU, is a fun entertaining night out, but it’s not a total “winning-you-over-success show. Yes, you will be singing along, clapping, and waving your arms in the air like you are at a Queen concert, and for that reason alone, it’s why audiences keep coming to see the show,